Tuesday, December 21, 2004 07:49:02 PM
ADVICE
Dick Cheney Answers Your F**king Questions, September 30, 2004
Dear Dick,
I've been up all night studying for a debate and trying to learn the difference between Iran and Iraq, Slovenia and Slovakia, Powell and Rumsfeld⦠Can't we just invade someone and forget all about it?
- George
Dear George,
How many f**king times do I have to warn you to stop trying to think for yourself... Still, come to think of it, it might not be such a bad idea after all.
Dear Dick,
I am very concerned about the amount of obscenity I am hearing on radio these days. There just doesn't seem to be enough of it.
- Howard Stern
Dear Howard,
I am worried too. People have got to f**king understand that when good, old-fashioned, fanatically right-wing people use obscenity it is a forceful means of expression. However, when one of those liberal p***y politicians uses an obscenity it is a vile, puerile, contemptible way of getting their opinions across. There is a major f**king difference.
Dear Dick,
How much longer do you think we at Chortler can use your proclivity for profanity as a joke before it starts to get real old.
- Sancho Glickman
President and Chief Coffee Maker
postdocme.net
Dear Sancho,
You're f**king right it's getting old. You liberal media punks need to stay focused for the next month on what is really important to the American people: the questions about John Kerry's war record three decades ago.
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