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Tuesday, December 21, 2004 07:48:40 PM
KIDS' SECTION
Alan Greenspan Reads 'The Man From Nantucket'
Once upon a period demarcating a distinctive historical era there lived an adult male personage in an urban area within which the boundaries bore the name of Nantucket.
A profane term for the copulatory organ of the aforementioned protagonist was of such a gargantuan linear dimension he could draw it into his oratory orifice, thereby creating a practical vacuum.
On one occasion, while scraping the protuding region of his lower jaw, he recounted with a facial expression demonstrating both pleasure and amusement:
"If my sense organ for hearing and equilibrium were an obscene terms for female genitals I would perform a congressional act upon it."
Once upon a period demarcating a distinctive historical era there lived an adult male personage in an urban area within which the boundaries bore the name of Nantucket.
