Tuesday, December 21, 2004 07:48:35 PM
ADVICE
Let's Ask Dick Cheney for August 25, 2004
Dear Dick,
I am personally outraged by John Kerry and other Democrats who are using of all sorts of f**king profanity during the course of this election campaign.
- An Outraged Republican
Dear OR,
You are absolutely f**king right. I too am outraged by the amount of profane s**t I keep hearing from the w***ers on the Democratic side.
Dear Dick,
I am the leader of the country that together with yours has the longest conflict-free border in the world. Nevertheless, most people in your country haven't got a clue as to who I am.
- Paul Martin, Prime Minister of Canada
Dear Whatever the F**k Your Name Is,
Hey pal, when you discover oil in downtown Saskatoon then give me a ring. Until then, why don't you just s***e it?
Dear Dick,
I am writing this so-called parody
piece in which I poke fun at your
propensity for naughty language and
I am having a real problem trying to come up with another letter. What should I do?
- Sancho Glickman, President and Chief Coffee Maker, postdocme.net
Dear Sancho,
You useless pile of **^&!!! It's about time you came up with something more f***king original than me swearing all the time.
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