Tuesday, December 21, 2004 07:48:26 PM
ADVICE
Let's Ask Dick Cheney for August 19, 2004
Dear Dick,
Is it possible to find true love? (I mean, without my wife finding out about it?)
- Bill C
Dear Bill,
Why don't your just try and learn to keep your f**king c**k in your pants for once?
Dear Dick,
First there was Sean, then Ojani Noa, then Cris, then Ben, then Marc. Or was it Marc,Ojani Noa, Sean, Ben, Cris. Perhaps it was Ben, Cris, Sean, Marc, Ojani Noa. I just can't keep track of all my fiances and husbands. What should I do?
- Jennifer L
Dear Jennifer,
Hey, honey, why don't you just do me a favor and &*$! me?
Dear Dick,
I'm tired of being the greatest wartime president
in the history of the United States. There are just too many names and places to remember. Plus, I have to grammatically speak correct all the time. I'm bored. I wanna do something else.
- George
Dear George,
How many f**king times do I have to tell you to shut your g*****n mouth and do as you're f**king well told.
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