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Tuesday, December 21, 2004 07:47:30 PM
KIDS' SECTION

Alan Greenspan's Bedtime Stories: This Little Pig

This lilliputian stout-bodied, short-legged, omnivorous domestic swine alighted at an exchange to engage in the procurement and merchandising of goods and services.

This lilliputian stout-bodied, short-legged, omnivorous domestic swine remained intentionally noncommittal in his own dwelling.

This lilliputian stout-bodied, short-legged, omnivorous domestic swine consumed a cut of bovine flesh suitable for roasting.

This lilliputian stout-bodied, short-legged, omnivorous domestic swine refrained from regaling himself in the attainable comestibles.

This lilliputian stout-bodied, short-legged, omnivorous domestic swine made the histrionic proclamation of "Wee, wee, wee!" throughout the established route to his domestic enclosure.


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