Tuesday, December 21, 2004 07:47:28 PM
ADVICE
Ask Dick Cheney, August 3, 2004
Dear Dick,
I believe in resolving conflict through discussion and dialogue. My boss, however, sees things from a completely different perspective than I do. He would rather blow any opposing viewpoints to smithereens. How should I handle this?
- Colin
Dear Colin,
What are you some kind of liberal, pinko, Commie p***y?
Dear Dick,
I am running for president. Even though everyone knows who I am I still can't seem to get my name on the ballot in some states.
Can you help?
- Ralph
Dear Ralph,
Where do I sign?
Dear Dick,
I'm just sittin' on a fence
You can say I got no sense
Trying to make up my mind
Really is too horrifying
So I'm sittin on a fence
-John
Dear John,
Stay right where you are. Don't make a f**king move.
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