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Tuesday, December 21, 2004 07:43:47 PM
POLITICS
More Presidential Daily Briefings Discovered To Be 'Not Specific Enough'

After a thorough investigation, our reporters have found that the August 6, 2001 memo citing an imminent attack by al-Qaida was not the first time a presidential daily briefing lacked “specific information.” Indeed, we have uncovered several other unclear and/or questionable reports delivered to President Bush's desk in the past four years, including the following:


March 15, 2001: “Mr. President! Look Out For That ... Tree ...”

January 6, 2002: “The Dangers of Pretzels.”

Febuary 9, 2002: “The Bald Guy With Glasses Sitting To Your Left Is Named Dick.”

September 30, 2002: “Re: That Chinchilla Dancing On Ashcroft's Head.”

December 1, 2002: “Coalitions: How To Build.”

March 25, 2003: “Getting On And Off A Segway.”

May 12, 2003: “Psst, Your Fly Is Open!”

September 19, 2003: “Canada: A Country To The North.”

November 6, 2003: “101 Ways To Balance A Budget.”

January 21, 2004: “Janet Jackson Has Breasts.”




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