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NEWS Michael Jackson's Lawyer Vows To Hold His Breath Until All Charges Against His Client Are Dropped 
Mark Geragos, the lawyer representing Michael Jackson, decided today on an unusual tactic iThe Larry Ellison 'Don't You Losers Wish You Could Have Your Own Game' Same Game
âMy client is not guilty. Seriously. I mean it. If I weren't serious I wouldn't do this,â said Geragos, while his cheeks slowly turned blue during a press conference in which he swore his client's innocence. âHe is too guilty,â countered an unfazed Tom Sneddon, Santa Barbara district attorney, in another press conference five minutes later. âIs not,â replied Geragos in a second press conference held five minutes after Sneddon's. âIs too,â countered Sneddon again in his second press conference. âIs not.â âIs too.â âIs not!â âIs too! âIs not! Is not! Is not!â âIs too! Is too! Is too!â ... Three days later, both sides chose to negotiate a timetable for the trial that would not interfere with their busy press conference schedules. |