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Dennis Kucinich Renames Contest 'Who Wants To Hang Out With A Guy Who's Going To Finish 6th In Iowa'

Faced with the grim reality of a flagging campaign, Democratic presidential candidate Dennis Kucinich has be
The Larry Ellison 'Don't You Losers Wish You Could Have Your Own Game' Same Game results which placed the bachelor congressman from Ohio sixth in all major polls, the Kucinich campaign has decided to launch the contest under the new title: “Who Wants to Hang Out With a Guy Who's Going to Finish Sixth in Iowa.“

“Somehow it just doesn't have the same ring to it,“ Dot Maver, Kucinich's campaign manager, conceded.

Nevertheless not everyone was deterred from entering the renamed competition.

“I've always dreamed of standing beside the guy who finishes sixth in the Iowa caucus,” declared Doris McDonald, 45, manager at a Krispy Kreme outlet in Sioux City.


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