CALIFORNIA
New Plan Will Balance California Budget Through Lawsuits Against Schwarzenegger

A last-minute attempt to rescue California from its gargantuan budgetary woes came out of nowhere after a spate of sexual lawsuits aimed at its governor appeared ready to pull the state of its financial misery.

In total 7.5 million people are presently suing Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger. With lawsuits seeking $200,000 on average, the new plan will easily balance California's budget for several year's to come by allocating 5 percent of damages to the state.

The eleventh-hour solution to California's economic mess seemed to raise hope outside of Sacremento as well.

“Maybe if there is a little left over the from the Schwarzenegger lawsuit money, they could send some over to Washington to help us with the federal deficit,” said President George W. Bush.

“Pretty please,” he added.


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