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Steps 1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10, 11 Pretty Much The Same In Howard Dean's 12-Step Program To Take Back America

The Democratic party found itself in further disarray this morning after it emerged that nine of
The Larry Ellison 'Don't You Losers Wish You Could Have Your Own Game' Same Game e first occasion anyone has actually bothered to read one of the platforms of its leading candidates.)

“For crying out loud,” remarked fellow Democratic presidential candidate Joe Lieberman. “Step 1 says 'Win back America's trust', Step 3 'Fight for America's trust', Step 4 'Bring trust back to America', Step 5 'America needs someone it can trust', and so on.”

“I mean it's really more like three steps,” added rival Dennis Kuninich. “Not that anyone ever listens to me.”

Dean, for his part, was flabbergasted by the accusation.

“I sent it out in thousands upon thousands of letters. I even put it on the Internet. But I wasn't expecting that someone would go ahead and read the thing,” he said.


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