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Jayson Blair Discusses His Affair With Madonna In New Autobiography

In a book set to hit the stores early next year, former New York Times reporter Jayson Blair reveals many heretofore unknown details about his past, including his various stints as a glamour model, the leading point scorer in the NBA and vice president in the Clinton administration.

Of course, Blair has not left out his acceptance of the Nobel Prize for Physics, his swim across the Atlantic Ocean, and his translation of the entire works of Shakespeare into Sanskrit.

Blair's autobiography also uncovers some aspects of his love life: “So I finally had to break up with Madonna. She just hated the fact that I was selling more albums than she was,” recalls Blair. “I don't think she's ever gotten over it.”

Blair has even added a chapter about what he has been doing recently. In it he writes about how he single-handedly won the conflict against Iraq and ousted Saddam Hussein from power.


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