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BREAKING NEWS Bush Declares End Of Major Combat Operations (For Today) 
United States President George W. Bush has officially proclaimed the end of hostilities in Iraq for Tuesday.
âI hereby announce that major combat operations in Iraq for today will officially end as of midnight tonight,â the President declared from a parking lot outside a Home Depot in Fargo, North Dakota. Tomorrow he plans on making the announcement from a shopping center in Tulsa. Meanwhile on Thursday he is scheduled to declare the end of hostilities from a used car dealership in Manhattan, Kansas. |