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Bush Personally Thanks Michael Jackson, Paris Hilton and Prince Charles For Keeping Iraq Out Of Headlines

United States President George W. Bush congratulated Michael Jackson, Paris Hilton and Prince Charles tod
The Larry Ellison 'Don't You Losers Wish You Could Have Your Own Game' Same Game hen keeping people uninformed has never been more important, these celebrities stood up and performed shocking deeds which shifted attention away from what really matters,” President Bush stated.

Bush went on to heap praise on Martha Stewart, Robert Blake and Kobe Byrant for their efforts in preventing ink from being wasted on covering Iraq.

“In our time of great need, their megalomaniacal behavior which led them to think they were above the law has contributed greatly to the American people not having the slightest clue of what's going on in Iraq. For that I am truly grateful,” Bush concluded.


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