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IOWA Hillary Clinton Ends Speculation; Becomes 2004 Candidate For Iowa Dog Catcher 
DES MOINES -- Hillary Clinton today ended months of speculation by people with incredible amounts of time on their hands as to what her actual intentions are in 2The Larry Ellison 'Don't You Losers Wish You Could Have Your Own Game' Same Game
âThe people and dogs of Iowa need me at this pivotal time in our nation's history,â Mrs. Clinton stated. âAnd besides, I like traveling to Iowa in November,â she added. Tissue paper was in short supply inside the Beltway after Mrs. Clinton's announcement, as scores of pundits reacted very excitedly to the news. âWill she or won't she? That has been the question on everybody's mind. Well, the second question on everybody's mind after how can I get a copy of that Paris Hilton video?â said Fred Kondracke, Washington's uber-pundit, a specially created combination of the world's greatest political savants, who will be used solely for the purposes of this article and no more. |